I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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