glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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