I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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