fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
