I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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