You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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