I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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