Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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