Just fell off a train. Bad.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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