I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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