Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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