If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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