I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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