The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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