look no pants
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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