I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize
