I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I need to stop coming to work sober
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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