Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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