It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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