I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass