Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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