Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
two words: eviction party
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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