im drinking this country out of the recession.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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