too bad you live with your parents still
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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