Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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