4 words: hood of his car
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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