Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So. Much. Porn.
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