chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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