Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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