Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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