lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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