Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.