He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How many fucks given?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.