dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now