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(734): View more from Michigan

i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened

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(734): i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened http://tfl.nu/eey2

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(305): View more from Florida

your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

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(305): your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise http://tfl.nu/rpa6

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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(415): JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP http://tfl.nu/adca

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(219): View more from Indiana

community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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(219): community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal. http://tfl.nu/j3ch

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(303): View more from Colorado

Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.

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(303): Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel. http://tfl.nu/te56

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(646): View more from New York

just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.

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(646): just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice. http://tfl.nu/48r0

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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.

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(217): I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos. http://tfl.nu/dg53

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(727): View more from Florida

Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss

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(727): Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss http://tfl.nu/ms4i

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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.

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(519): You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month. http://tfl.nu/3065

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(757): View more from Virginia

I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.

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(757): I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date. http://tfl.nu/oqzd

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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.

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(703): But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face. http://tfl.nu/3za0

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.

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(617): Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good. http://tfl.nu/gr5l

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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.

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i can only hope to be on your level one day.

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(215): i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window. (484): i can only hope to be on your level one day. http://tfl.nu/49sg

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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you

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(615): well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you http://tfl.nu/f9wz

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(425): View more from Washington

with great strapon comes great responsibility.

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(425): with great strapon comes great responsibility. http://tfl.nu/xhjg

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