ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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