i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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