How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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