Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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