i can't believe i had my finger in that
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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