Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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