Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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