need another drink. this is the easiest way
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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