forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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