that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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