Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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