i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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