no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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