Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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