Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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