You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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