4 words: hood of his car
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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