i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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