i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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