My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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