Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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