im drinking this country out of the recession.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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