Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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